[Note: Fathom Events is rereleasing The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Extended Edition) for a limited time in select theaters Jun. 8-10, 15-17 and 22-24. This review does not cover extended or deleted scenes.]
The confrontation of good vs. evil in mythical Middle-earth continues. Let’s jump right in—as the film does—to the second act in the The Lord of the Rings trilogy [for information about act one, see our review for The Fellowship of the Ring]. With the fellowship broken, warriors Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli embark on a rescue mission, tracking the detachment of battle-bred Orcs that made off with Merry and Pippin. In the process, they encounter horsemen of Rohan and visit a kingdom facing extermination at the hands of Saruman’s Uruk-hai army. The Rohan monarch, King Theoden, has had his mind poisoned by a traitorous advisor named Grima Wormtongue, leaving Theoden incapable of ruling his people. But intervention by Gandalf (we learn that he conquered the fiery Balrog and emerged as Gandalf the White) restores Theoden to full health. Wormtongue is exiled, and returns to his true master, Saruman, who plans to wipe out Rohan at the hands of 10,000 Uruk-hai soldiers in a climactic battle at Helm’s Deep.
Merry and Pippin escape the Orcs on their own and wander into Fangorn Forest where they meet Treebeard, part of a race of tree-like creatures called Ents. The Hobbits appeal to the Ents to join the fight against Saruman, but the complacent Ents are reluctant to do so until they realize their future may be threatened as well.
Meanwhile, ringbearer Frodo and his trusty companion, Sam, must proceed alone toward Mount Doom to fulfill their mission of destroying the seductive gold band coveted by the dark lord Sauron. The pair realizes they’ve been followed when a pathetically emaciated, psychologically tormented creature named Gollum is caught stalking their camp. Gollum’s history with—and addiction to—the ring make him both a valuable asset and a potential liability to their quest. Gollum can guide them to Mount Doom. But are his intentions honorable? Is he simply biding his time in order to kill the Hobbits and steal the ring? It’s a risk Frodo—who is beginning to show wear and tear from his immense burden—believes they should take.
Aragorn and Arwen share a passionate kiss. Wormtongue makes a play for Eowyn, but is soundly rejected.
Gruesome Orcs and Uruk-hai warriors are decapitated, shot with arrows, run through with swords and spears, slashed with blades, cut down with axes, etc. So are some humans. While Tolkien’s novels are also quite violent, books are only as graphic as the reader’s imagination chooses to make them. From an artistic perspective, the filmmakers do a masterful job of assaulting the senses with gritty action. The effects are amazing, especially in bringing to the screen the climactic battle at Helm’s Deep. This dreary, nocturnal stand against evil involves an unrelenting barrage of medieval conflict and a sizable body count as a rag-tag Rohan army of 300 men and boys tries to hold back 10,000 armored beasts. A creature gets impaled with a shield, another shot in the throat with an arrow. Ents storm into battle, squashing, smashing and thrashing the Orcs at Isengard before a massive flood washes out the battlefield. An explosion sends bodies flying. Others are crushed by debris. Numerous soldiers fall to their deaths from a great wall. Even horses get bloodied. Wormtongue is thrown down a flight of stairs. Gollum snaps a dead rabbit’s spine before tearing at its flesh with his teeth. An army of archers and swordsmen ambush their prey. The bad guys ride huge, hyena-like beasts called Wargs, which snap at the legs of Rohan horses. The Uruk-hai leader cuts the head off of an ornery Orc and invites his team to feast on the corpse. Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli stumble upon the monsters’ camp, which has been reduced to a pile of smoldering carcasses with the Uruk-hai’s head impaled on a spear. Gollum is put on a leash and treated harshly by Sam, who gets into a knock-down, drag-out fight with the gnashing creature. Gandalf is shown struggling with the Balrog as they plummet into a chasm. A machete-wielding Orc chases Merry and Pippin into Fanghorn Forest, then gets fatally squashed.
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As in The Fellowship of the Ring, characters smoke pipes.
Some scenes that aren’t violent are still creepy. In one of them, Sam, Frodo and Gollum trek through the marsh and find ghastly, bloated corpses lying just beneath the water’s surface.